What is YOUR Diablo 3 star sign?
With just a month away from release, the star headed for Tristram Cathedral is already brightly glowing in the sky. But the stars tell us more than just what the ancient prophecies want us to believe. They are astral manifestations of our own personalities. They mark the beginning of an era of different play styles, attitudes, accomplishments and competition. Who are the heroes destined to vanquish evil once more? And more importantly, what is the path to glory they intend to take? What is YOUR Diablo 3 star sign?
You search the dark crypts and dungeons of the world to find ancient objects of value. Not only armour and weapons interest you, but your eyes light up at the thought of finding that Radiant gem, or that chest full of gold. You care not to rush through the acts. You play at your own pace, so that you will not miss that one urn or box bearing the treasure you came for.
Cham, The Unstoppable
Noone can hold you back. Your primary goal: Ridding the world of evil before anyone else does. You constantly play with that end of the tunnel in mind. You are going to get there first! And if evil grows stronger, you are only more eager to win the race. But the thought of not being able to succeed is perhaps a greater evil to you than the Lord of Terror himself.
Pondering on what type of armour to buy next, you gear yourself to be feared among your foes. No army of abominations is going to break you. You just stand and laugh while hundreds of hideous creatures hack away at you. Their efforts are in vain. Whether you are ahead of everyone else, or cleaning up the remains, you take comfort in the thought that noone can harm you.
Ber, The Socialite
While those barbarians and prophecy-crazed warriors are fighting at the frontlines, you seek new friends and foes alike, in-game and on the forums. Whether you prefer a casual conversation or a fierce debate, you know that socialising and communication are the best weapons in this world's struggle to not lose one's sanity.
Watching others armour themselves with loot, treasure and products of crafting, often with great frustration, you realise that true power comes with mastering your skills. You practice and optimise your key- and mousebinds, active and passive skills and you care about every nanosecond wasted. Whenever your opponent acts, you react. You know your enemies and their combat styles like the back of your hand. A hand that is your only true friend in even the most difficult of battles.
Lo, The Loremaster
Who believes that only the strongest and most fearful of combatants will be able to defend this world from the forces of evil, is clearly mistaken. Deckard Cain is your role model, and destiny and prophecy are your keywords. Surely, the scholars and wizards of this world did not spend their lives writing books and stories because they had nothing else to devote their minds to. No, they knew it would give them valuable insight in the future of this world. Knowing every bit of history is your idea of a battle, and you strive to come out victorious!
Ohm, The Knowledgable
While Loremasters are your best friends, you care not for the past. Today and tomorrow are far more important. You train yourself to be omniscient in the arts of bestiaries, items, storylines and all the distant lands waiting to be explored. You'd only move to a bigger house if there'd be no more space left for the books and maps you decorate your house with. Knowledge is what seperates good from evil, and you intend to claim every bit of it. Perhaps you'd even go though the lengths of making a fan website, to share your knowledge with the rest of the world. One day, you hope to be as knowledgable as the great explorer Abd al-Hazir.
Vex, The Troll
Serious is a curse you have freed yourself from. You take pleasure in taking pleasure away from someone else. Though you will not wear the colours of evil, mankind hates you unanimously. But that is what drives you. You do not bore yourself with goals and achievements. They are overrated. However, in a world of evil and magic, you sometimes worry what fate has in store for you.
Gul, The Completionist
You are not necessarily the fastest, but you are the most thorough. Your goal is to get every achievement, every item and explore every nook and cranny of every dungeon you encounter. Leaving things undone frustrates you. And while the fastest may get their achievements before you do, you know that, ultimately, you'll catch up and reign supreme.
Ist, The Egoist
You may be a player, but more importantly, you are a customer. A customer who paid for things! And that means that you intend to take advantage of everything you're entitled to. You know that success is guaranteed, because if you can't reach the end, surely Blizzard will nerf the end towards you. You care not for how things affect your fellow player. You strive to win the battle in your own ways, regardless of what it takes.
Mal, The Contributor
You know the world isn't perfect. But one can still aim for perfection. Together with your help, this world can be cleansed of evil, but more importantly, bugs, glitches, imbalances and lacking features. You write books of suggestions, contributing your player perception to those who made your game experience possible. It is your ultimate dream to see your ideas become the instruments of game entertainment.
Um, The Unsure
Tread carefully, because evil lurks in every corner. While many others have mastered the world of Diablo, you are but a noob. But you know that while it can be a weakness, it can also be your strength. You take extra caution when discovering the secrets this world holds to you. Your source of discipline is not an orb on your screen, but your skills to not succumb to carelessness.
Pul, The Puller
You cannot wait to start the battle! Better destroy the Bastions of Hell now, than a minute later. Time is of the essence. You care not for preparations and feeble instructions. You know you're half a winner if you can strike by surprise. Some day you will pull the wrong foe. But that day is not today! CHAAAARGGGEEEE!!
Fal, The Failer
You died the first time you fought an urn. You salvaged your Uniques and you wonder why Blizzard makes act bosses appear in packs outside some backwater village gate. Evil cheered the day you logged on. You lost your right arm in a town portal. Every effort you make seems to end in failure. You constantly ask yourself if this is the game for you. But at the end of the day, you know the road to success is long, but you're well on your way.
Lem, Le Millionaire
You resigned from your job the day Blizzard annouced the Real Money Auction House. You know that feeding your fellow players' constant desire to wield an even greater and shinier weapon - at any cost - will become your eternal wealth. Treasure hunters are your employees. You have trade, undercut, buyout and sell all set as active skills. Your mission is not to destroy evil, but to destroy the competition!
Ko, The Co-oper
You have an army of brothers and sisters who fight alongside you. Co-op games are your home. You only gain satisfaction out of fighting in a team. Together you are stronger than one. Guild and clans are what is necessary to bring justice to anyone who dares to threaten the safety of this world.
El, El Siesta
If half your questline consists of relaxing and taking naps and breaks, perhaps you align more with this star sign than you think. Why should killing the forces of evil be a troublesome and timeconsuming thing? Surely someone is willing to take over for a bit while you explore the shacks and mansions looking for a bed. But don't think you are useless or unmotivated. It is said that true warriors hide their skills and strengths, until the moment they are ready to be unleashed upon their enemies in full force!
Sol, The Solo-er
Who needs friends and companions when you can do everything yourself? Evil doesn't hide in cathedrals, it hides in chat channels and co-op games. You know that if you accomplish your goals, you and you alone can take the credit for it. But while not requiring a helping hand is your greatest pride, it is also your greatest nightmare.
Thul, The Thrillseeker
You can't wait to start your first Diablo 3 Hardcore character. You like to fight with the constant possibility of losing your character permanently. But that is what makes you stronger. Your perception of the End Days is that you will emerge from the battle unharmed and gloriously, and mankind will worship you before anyone else who didn't take on the challenge to vanquish evil the hardcore way.
So, tell us what your Diablo 3 star sign is. :)
